jizztot

An adjective outlying the term "fan boy" but 12 notches higher. A jizztot is the supreme of fan boys.

"Hey, you See that kid over there. Biggest Jennifer Lawrence jizztot ever."

by chocotrain February 12, 2015

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004

jizzotto

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps

I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue

by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010

jizzpit

the pit in which the jizz is disposed. (vagina)

stick it up my jizzpit.

by mcfuckface September 26, 2009

jizzpods

they are airpods that people have cumed on (hence Jiz-pods)

Person 1: heard u got airpods,
person 2: no airpods, but i got jizzpods

by AussieDogfighter February 14, 2019

Jizz Pot

The container used to cum in when donating sperm

I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash

by Ryano94 July 19, 2010

Jizziotherapist

The name given to someone who teaches men how to blow big loads

'Should have seen her face man, it was covered!'
'How'd you get so much to come out?'
'My dads been helping me, he's a Jizziotherapist'

by Yostimini June 29, 2017