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Jizzmonkery

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.
1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009
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Jizzacked

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.
"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"
by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013
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jizzmaster 5000

by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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jizzjacker

A person who does not suck dick, but lets them blow a load in his/her mouth.
Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth
by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007
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Jizznackered

Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.
Rusty, I gotzta go the the plant hospital my shoulder be jizznackered, Dr. Linn tell me for sure.
by cheech393 July 21, 2008
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Jizznackered

Sudden pain in the rotator cup from repetitive motion. A intense shoulder pain rendering the limb usually inoperable. A term commonly used on an automobile assembly line.
Ziggy: What's the hold up Cheech?
Cheech: I think I jizznackered my shoulder pushing this pallet.
Ziggy: You better go to Urgent Care and ge that looked at.
by cheech393 October 5, 2005
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Jizzsucker

1.) The last name of Spurlock Ag-Lime's new female attatchment, Mrs. VJ

2.) The act of sucking jizz out of a healthy or diseased penis.
Example 1.) VJ's initials stand for Venereal Jizzsucker.

Example 2.) Tyson's girlfriend VJ is a venereal jizzsucker who gets most of her protein supplement from his herpes infested cock secretions.
by HonestTruthBeKnown June 21, 2009
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