1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.
1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009
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Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.
Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.
"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"
"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "
"Bummer, brah!"
"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "
"Bummer, brah!"
by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013
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Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth
by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007
Get the jizzjacker mug.Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.
by cheech393 July 21, 2008
Get the Jizznackered mug.Sudden pain in the rotator cup from repetitive motion. A intense shoulder pain rendering the limb usually inoperable. A term commonly used on an automobile assembly line.
Ziggy: What's the hold up Cheech?
Cheech: I think I jizznackered my shoulder pushing this pallet.
Ziggy: You better go to Urgent Care and ge that looked at.
Cheech: I think I jizznackered my shoulder pushing this pallet.
Ziggy: You better go to Urgent Care and ge that looked at.
by cheech393 October 5, 2005
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2.) The act of sucking jizz out of a healthy or diseased penis.
2.) The act of sucking jizz out of a healthy or diseased penis.
Example 1.) VJ's initials stand for Venereal Jizzsucker.
Example 2.) Tyson's girlfriend VJ is a venereal jizzsucker who gets most of her protein supplement from his herpes infested cock secretions.
Example 2.) Tyson's girlfriend VJ is a venereal jizzsucker who gets most of her protein supplement from his herpes infested cock secretions.
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