Jizmuck

A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.

Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!

by DMonkage December 14, 2013

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Quiz Jizz

n. The juices, sauces, etc., that drip down one’s face while eating a toasty sandwich from Quizno’s.

Victor: Dude, what’s that dripping down your face?
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.

by VictoBenko March 31, 2011

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pocket jizz

A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.

Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.

by Squinty Eyed Bastard April 10, 2015

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Jizz Jar January

In honor of those who made it through Destroy Dick December, Jizz Jar January is about Jizzing in a jar of your choice and filling it by the end of january

i gotta do Jizz Jar January now?

by ur mum gei liek ali a December 2, 2018

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jizz giraffe

when you haven't jizzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.

dude, i havent masturbated for a week but i finally jizzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much jizz coming out of me i buckled like a jizz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!

by dgp87 February 8, 2010

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