jizzmopper

One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club

DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?

by FATTYBOOMBATTY May 13, 2005

Jizzlobber

When someone who listens to bad music constantly reminds their sexual partner what music they listen to while having sexual relations

Jizzlobber: have you heard "angel dust", it's a great album

Girl: shut up and fuck me

by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021

jizzmopper

a person, with two first names as his full name, who is commonly found sporting a mullet, overalls and drives a 80's style t-top camaro who's job is to mop up other men's gizz for there later secretive personal use.

that "g wad" dj is nothing but a schwoogie "jizzmopper"

also see : g wad and schwoogie

by NIZZLE4RIZZLE December 28, 2005

Jizzmopper

Noun. One who works at an adult video store and mops up the excreted sperm from all the men that jerk off.

Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.

Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.

1. Damn man, you see that jizzmopper over there, dude?
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.

by Kenneth Lei January 11, 2009

jizzmopper

DJ Xman Cleaning up after the awesome splooge that is the DJ Blacklight show.

That Jizzmopper Xman will have to ring out his shirt after today's lottery show.

by mimikova April 28, 2011

Jizzmopper

A person whom is magnetically attracted to & absourbs any semen within a 1 mile radius ,& has no control or choice over the accumulation ingested inside that person's orfice s.

When the breeze is around, it blows all the semen in town right at that jizzmopper

by Squachy September 11, 2025

jizzlover2

My old tiktok username or my current one It depends on when you actually search it up lol
Since nobody wanted to fucking make me one I made one myself 😜😒
jizzlover2 is the best tiktoker

gay: jizzlover2 is the best
another gay: ya I agree

by jizzlover❤❤❤❤ July 30, 2021