jizzerrific

when something is soo good,it makes you want to jizz.

her ass looks soo good in them jeans,shes jizzerrific.

by big e 6996 March 4, 2010

screen jizzer

Someone who constantly masturbates to stuff on the computer, TV, tablet, cell phone, anything with a screen...

Damn, boy, why dontcha stop being a screen jizzer and get laid already?

by BlaineRick March 28, 2015

Jizzerific

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.

Dale's mum is so jizzerific!

by ryannathans April 18, 2010

jizzery

Where multiple men produce juices to create a mass production of jizz.

Your mom lives in my jizzery.

by harper lee May 25, 2008

indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023

jizzernaut

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.

I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.

by the dragon slayaz March 2, 2009

jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.

Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.

by Slow Baby October 22, 2011