jizzerable

adj- used to describe any person or situation one is very displeased by.

Did you see that broad? Jizzerable.

by zjism February 05, 2010

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jizzer

What happens when a girl gets excited

oh my god you just jizzered in your thong

by simon chandler September 22, 2004

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Jizzer

(Noun) A man that jacks off every day of his miserable life. If you do this, I feel sorry for you.

"Jesus, dude. You're such a jizzer."
"That's not funny, I'm just depressed."

by Indue May 05, 2022

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jizzeritis

another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE

if u gotsa jizzeritis, the u can't have me.

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

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Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

by Royalwolf January 18, 2011

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