jizzblind

When a man masturbates in his room too often and has become so used to the smell of jizz that he can no longer smell it.

"Have you smelled Hunter's room?"
"Yeah, I think he's gone jizzblind."

by TheVengance September 19, 2017

Jizzbin

A person who is often at the receiving end of any sexual activity. Usually, this person is involved in an immense amount of sexual activity.

See also fuckbin

Guy one - "I tottaly made sexual advances on Tiffany last night"
Guy two - "Did you partake in any sexual activity?"
Guy one - "Yes. Yes I did"
Guy two - "Dude, Tiffany was with five different guys last week"
Guy one - "How do you know?"
Guy two - "I was one of them"

Guy one - "What a Jizzbin"
Guy two - "Yes, Tiffany is a Jizzbin"

by Sweet Potato July 27, 2009

Jizzbrained

Like a hangover, jizzbrained is the low, tired feeling from after sex, usually accompanied with a want for sleep.

Jane must have had a good night last night... she looks completely jizzbrained.

Man, I just had makeup sex last night... I am so jizzbrained. I'm going to go home and sleep. Catch up with you guys later.

by A Friend Of Tyler Durden December 23, 2009

jizzgraine

Horrible, pulsating headache that only occurs during and immediately after ejaculation.

I got the worst jizzgraine after busting a nut on Becky's face

by P-Scrilla December 13, 2019

jizz-brain

verb. When you're deep throating a betch and you dick goes up instead of down and you ejaculate all up in there brain

Oooh I was with James last night and i totally jizz-brained his betch ass.

by Matthew The Pimp Fucker June 21, 2007

Jizzstain

A rare mishap in which the child's father is having sexually relations with another man as the child walks in. The semen then shoots and lands perfectly on the child's hair marking him for life. It is a commonly known source for embarrassment and bullying among school and friends. Most inflicted with this unfortunate incident should and do turn to suicide.

Also known as a "Joe Crowther"

Oh thats Joe Crowther, its some kinda jizzstain or something

by 14400peoople221 November 14, 2011

Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane December 20, 2015