jizzanthropuss

jizzanthropuss Karen’s daughter

Come here little jizzanthropuss tell this guy how you didn’t get to shake #42 hand

by Karen Hater November 28, 2019

Jizzacked

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

Jizzack up in da Biotch

a common reference to Jack in the Box especially after smoking some dank!

damn nigga i gots da ma f*ckin munchies! we needs ta hit up Jizzack up in da Biotch fa sho!

by j dizz August 3, 2006

jizankies

Shaggy says "zoinks!"

Velma says "jinkies!"

Snoop dog says "jizankies!"

"Jizankies! That monster was actually THE PROFESSOR!"

by J June 20, 2004

jizzak

a word that can be used to replace any word usually used by kids when around their parents

suck my jizzak ya jizzak!!

by jack nob January 17, 2005

jizzang

when a man's wang is covered in jizz

I was getting a blowjob and came in Sady's mouth, but she didn't swallow so when I pulled out I had a total jizzang

by Sperm Whale November 22, 2004

jizzunk

a popped ass, ghetto-booty, or badonkadonk

Oh snap! Check out her jizzunk!

by tjholl April 3, 2010