jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

Pepto Jizmol

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.

Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet

by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010

jizzmine

a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye

i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye

by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009

Jizzmatic

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

Jizzmorjoint?

Ultimately, a bribe.
In order to get a male to do a task, the female must either roll him a joint or make him jizz to get him to do what she wants.
Take your pick.

Will you come to the store with me?
Jizzmorjoint?
Joint.
Start rolling bitch.

by Toronto Genius December 16, 2008

jizzmaster zero

The greatest porn villain of all time

Jizzmaster Zero youre a pig fucking hunk of shit!

by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004

jimim's shooters gc

the unattainable dream.

"Man, I wish I was in Jimim's Shooters gc"

by vntecorez February 17, 2021