Jismism

The movement to compel heterosexual men to embrace their full responsibility for reproductive choices by limiting themselves to ejaculating only when attempting to create a pregnancy.

Jismists believe that ejaculation begins life and therefore they place the burden of birth-control measures and their attendant failures squarely on the shoulders of the possesors of sperm.

Jismism honours men as being more able to control reproduction than women, who have thus far been given the whole responsibility for it and have, judging from unplanned pregnancy rates, failed miserably.

Jismists also recognize that it has been the male of the species which has thus far made all the rules regarding how and when a woman can engage in various birth-control practices and therefore believe it is only right to go the distance and make the rules for themselves for a change.

Motto: Spread the word, not the seed!

Jismism has no religious affiliation.

Under the new Jismism-inspired law, all unwanted pregnancies are deemed to be the fault of the male who ejaculated without intent to reproduce. Under this new law, all care and expenses of raising the child AND compensation for the inconvenience the pregnancy causes the mother; OR the cost and social stigma of the abortion procedure must be borne by the male who failed in his duty.

by S. Nelson March 26, 2006

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Jissoslostscreentime

A jissoslostscreentime is a person who #BrOcKeN

Omg yall ima a jissoslostscreentime 😩💔

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Jississipi

Jississippi is a name for a boy similar to Mississippi but with a J. His name starts with J and rhymes with one of the 50 states of America. This name is usually given to young infant males, but will sometimes show up in a dog. Jississippi’s personality traits are unique, as his favorite hobbies are solving rubix cubes and climbing into your air vents. If he is your friend, he will make sure that you are safe every single night and sneak into your walls to hear you breathing. If you change your schedule, you mind find a surprise visit from him. Jississipi really likes swedish fish, and travels every single monday to eat his swedish fish straight from sweden. He lives in Florida, but you will always catch him wearing gigantic sweaters in over 90 degree heat. This is so you don’t see his arms. His arms are unusually long and can stretch however long he wants them to. This helps for collecting fragile children in the night. Other than his weird hobbies, Jississipi is a very nice guy and loves to have a good time. Invite him over soon. His best friend is Jashington, another creepy but nice guy.

Girl 1: “Did you talk to Jississipi about the sleepover?”
Boy 1: “Not yet, maybe it wasn’t him that crashed it? Jississpi is nice but sometimes he’ll scare me.”

by idontcareasaurus July 5, 2023

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