Jungle Dick

A dick so small and has so much hair you can see the Jungle Book IRL you can see Mogli.

This boy got a Jungle Dick

by FireShotGamer September 6, 2018

Rotten Dick Jungle

An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.

Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"

by Cloudyskye69 March 1, 2019

dick jungle

A man with a lot of pubes and a penis so small that you can't find it in that jungle of pubes

BigJigglyPanda: Dick Jungle's what I call my pubic hair
Terroriser: That means he has a small dick and we can't find his dick in that jungle
407: Or he has a lot of pubes
Terroriser: No it means he had a small dick
BigJigglyPanda: It's both

by Spicy Meme Addict October 17, 2017

Dick Jungle

1. A dick with a lot of pubes to where it cannot be seen
2. A small dick that cannot be seen in its pubes
3. The weird sensation of a small dick within a lot of pubes, invisible to the naked eye

Leshawna: I bet Todd has a dick jungle down there

by Butters732 September 29, 2018

jingledink

Mainly a tradition of the D-Club, "jingledinking" is the act of tying holiday bells to your semi-chubbed shaft and dancing (similar to the Ribbon Dance, but without the ribbons) around a holiday object (e.g., Christmas Tree, Menorah) in a completely heterosexual way.

"Hey, guys. I know we're all straight, but since it's the holidays, we need to celebrate. Whip out your dink and let's jingle. It's the season for jingledink."

by Game Grumps February 2, 2014

jingledinking

The act of sword fighting with friends in a non-homosexual way.

Dude! We were totally Jingledinking at the last D-Club meeting; it was awesome!

by Hab February 2, 2014

jingledink

This is what happens when you decide to look up jingledink on urban dictionary after you watched Game Grumps.

Jingledink

by Winter_XYZ February 2, 2014