(Jizz In My Pants)

Taken from the song of the same title, JIMP can refer to any moment that extreme excitement occurs - bordering on the orgasmic.
Jill: So, chocolate?
Tim: Meh.
Jill: Some sweets?
Tim: Hmmm.. maybe.
Jill: Chuck Norris action figu..
Tim: Jimp.

Jill: Alright, I'll get you the Norris doll.
by Myoiden Ramre March 13, 2009
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To ejaculate prematurely, esp. in one's pants. From the acronym JIMP for "Jizz in My Pants", the title of a song by the group The Lonely Island.
Man, I just walked in the change room and saw Cody bent over & wearing nothing but snug-fitting black boxer briefs. I damn near jimped right then & there!
by Spunkelunker July 11, 2010
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Comes from that band with the dude from Hot Rod (well theyre a group) and they made the song 'jizzed in my pants'. A short form for which can be made is "jimp", with a past tense used as "Jimped"
Example 1:
Friend - "Dude, did u just see that hot pic"
You - "YO i just jimped!"

Example 2:
~Random Girl bends down~
You - (Whisper to friend) "yo, jimped"
by DJSTUDIOGSKILLET April 22, 2010
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J.I.M.P. is an acronym which is a shortened way of saying 'Jizz In My Pants'. It stemmed from a video originating from Saturday Night Live. The term is used on many internet chat sites as a replacement for other acronyms such as 'ROFLMAO', for anything which the writer finds to be extremely hilarious, sexually arousing or highly enjoyable. As more and more people watch the music video, the term JIMP is becoming more and more acceptable, but it is particularly important when choosing to use this term that the audience understands its meaning, or it is ineffective.

Eventually this term will be a globally used acronym by all internet users, as more and more people watch the video clip. Currently the video has had 26,911,814 hits in total and is ever climbing.
"WOMG that's so funny it made me JIMP!" "That picture just made me JIMP ; " "I scored the winning point, it made me JIMP!"
by Bradley007 February 20, 2009
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Verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, usually in a hilariously premature fashion. From the song "Jizz In My Pants". Can also be used in the past tense as well as infinitive.
"When that stripper sat on my lap I totally JIMPed."
by Sicklecell86 December 11, 2008
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Someone who simps for Jet. Jet + Simp = Jimp

Other forms can be Jupporter of Jan.
Jimps are known for gatekeeping animes and being annoying in general.
Wow Super your such a Jimp

lol ikr
by Octobyte December 19, 2020
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an acronym standing for Jizz In My Pants. Used to describe exciting events, one may say "I jimped" without actually jizzing in their pants, because if it was a chick, that would be weird.
If I heard Guns n Roses were getting back together, I think I would have to jimp.
by jigglemetimbers October 13, 2009
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