jimmy kimmeled

When you've fallen for a prank i.e : kids I ate your Halloween candy or Mom, how do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?

I'm going to get you two! 😭 I've been Jimmy Kimmeled!

by Liliz C. November 22, 2017

jimmy kimmel

Inventor of Unnecessary Censorship.

We all like Jimmy Kimmel because of it.

by D-Miles October 7, 2006

Jimmy kimmel

the man that makes one of the best late night shows, jimmy kimmel live

jimmy kimmel is a boss

by gravitybong March 4, 2011

Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024

Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025

Jimmy Kimmeling

The act of getting naked and sitting on a shampoo bottle for pleasure

My gay cousin is a seasoned vet at Jimmy Kimmeling.

by PapaSmurf53 March 22, 2025