Jimbonium

A “Jimbonium” is a term or phrase that describes a factual comedy news headline. The headline usually contains numerous puns, crude references and occasionally taboo words. A Jimbonium is a relatively new term but was invented by Sir Jimbonium in December 2009.

Real life Jimboniums:

'Crime lord's' fake penis falls off in raid

"MAN GETS WILLY STUCK IN PIPE"

by Dr Jimbonium January 10, 2010

jibronie

a joint, or marijuana cigarette

i'm gunna roll a few jibronies and then we can go.

by The Rad June 11, 2006

Jibroni

A native Pakistani gang formed in 1947 against the Faisalabadi Thirsty Gang.

Jibroni's initiated the Jibroni movement in 2012 to counter effect the increasing activities of their rivals in Islamabad

Woman: Stop staring at me, you thirsty prick.
Man: I can't help it..
Woman: This would be the last thing the jibroni's will do.

by aomalik October 18, 2012

Jibronie

The nameless characters in movies, shows, and books, but mostly in anime, who exist only to be killed by extremely powerful people to show off how powerful they are. Often people care less about the loss of jibronies as they do the power level of the person who kills them.

Holy crap, look at her killing all those jibronies, her power level must be OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

by P!p! April 9, 2017

Jibronie

A halo player who is beyond horrible. The lack of skillz of a jibronie is so great, that an experienced player needs only use the melee attack to be victorious.

Hey Chris, lets go pwn some jibronies.

by Brian Gorham June 8, 2004

Jimbonium

Jimbonium is the result of when semen and fecal matter mix. Usually a result of anal sex.

I have jimbonium alover my cock

by Jimboinum July 20, 2010

Jibroni

A member of the John Paxson era Chicago Bulls.

Examples of a Jibroni :

Kirk Hinrich- Joined Bulls in 2003.
Andres Nocioni- Joined Bulls in 2004.
Luol Deng- Joined Bulls in 2004
Ben Gordon- Joined Bulls in 2004
Scott Skiles- Joined Bulls in 2003.
John Paxson- Joined Bulls in 2003.
Ben Wallace- Joined Bulls in 2006.
Thabo Sefolosha- Joined Bulls in 2006.
Tyrus Thomas- Joined Bulls in 2006.
Chris Duhon- Joined Bulls in 2004.

by cbulla21 July 20, 2006