jigglewatts

1.21 jigglewatts represents the amount of ample curvature present in a female body that will turn an average male in to a blubbering puddle of stupid. It is not a measure of attractiveness as low jigglewattage females can be very sexy, example Madonna, Kiera Knightley and Milla Jovovich would score low (0.0.3) on the scale, while Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian score near the maximum (1.21).

Her picture on facebook indicates a high amount of jigglewatts.

by Kelce January 18, 2008

jiggleboo

A fat black person. An obese African American.

Look at that fat black girl. She must weigh 220 pounds. She's a jiggleboo.

by PMax February 23, 2008

jigglewatt

A unit for measuring the power generated by a gorgeous woman's movements for the express benefit of her audience, ranging anywhere from a burlesque dancer's wild shimmy and shake, to the confident strut of a woman in red stilettos.

The Jigglewatt symbol (JW) is a unit for measuring power equal to one kajillion, bazillion, gazillion watts. Few things (or people) can withstand the transfer or consumption of energy on this scale, some of these events or entities include: lightning strikes, falling in love, Lana Turner's smile, firefighters wearing special goggles, the supercollider, Stephen Hawking, and the number 4. ... And of course, the girls of The Jigglewatts Burlesque troupe...

1. The jigglewatts she radiated could boil water from across the room.
2. Have you seen The Jigglewatts? You can pick your favorite or collect all four.

by Ruby Joule July 8, 2006

jigglepup

A man who has really big boobs. And when he walks they jiggle. When he runs they bounce, they go in an up and down motion. His boobs are jigglepups

When my brother runs, his jigglepup bounces

by BootyHole February 21, 2015

JigglyPoof

A friendly term for your gay mate who's put a couple pounds on as of late. Pun on the Pokemon Jigglypuff

Jim: Hey you seen Adam lately he's gotten a bit fatter since getting with his boyfriend

You: Yeah I know what a JigglyPoof amirite

by MakeAmericaBritishAgain July 29, 2017

jigglmpoff

A discord bot used for it's one of a kind spyware

bro that jigglmpoff violates discords terms of service, why is it in this server

by SpiderPig31174 July 7, 2021

Gigglepot

A lovely jam in which you can eat on both scones and have on toast. Created by the famous ELG

Will: "Omg I just had the best jam in the world"
Dennis: "What kind of jam is it?"
Will: "Well gigglepot of course!!"

by ememmama January 1, 2010