JID

adj. Jerk in Disguise

1. Someone who looks completely oblivious, but once you get to know them you find out they are actually a huge jerk!

Did you see the new girl?
Yeah, she sat next to me at lunch once and now she laughs at me with the popular girls in the hallways. She is a JID!!!

by HumansvsRobots February 20, 2011

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jid

An acronym used when Julia is dumb. Its meaning is "Julia is dumb". It was invented by an anonymous male in the 2020s.

Alex: stop provoking my angryness
Julia: anger
Alex: jid

by kaowolo June 1, 2020

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jid

A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch

" is fuckin right kid, I'll pay ye that when I get me jid, you know that lad!!!"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

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JID

Jaw is dropped. An acronym used when you receive a text that causes you to open your mouth in disbelief or shock

Austin texted Emily "JID" after she texted him about her view on the patriarchy.

by AshlynBeck September 4, 2015

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Jid Straw

A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.

"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

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A tiny Jid is a small creature native to Wymondham but has migrated to the West Midlands. You can find a Tiny Jid working in a massive fast food chain or attacking elderly civillians for drug money to fuel its massive drug addiction, normally a nocturnal creature, it can sometimes be seen during the day. Although this tiny skittish creature may look very pretty, approachable and harmless, DO NOT approach under any circumstances, for like the Honey badger, although this creature is small it is VERY violent and dangerous and will attack on site. A Tiny Jib can be identified by the look of disdain on its face, it's various changing hair colours and skittish nature. DO NOT APPROACH.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TINY JID????

Guy 2: stay calm, keep your drugs in your pocket and eye contact maintained and back away slowly.

by MrJinnMan October 17, 2022

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