JID

adj. Jerk in Disguise

1. Someone who looks completely oblivious, but once you get to know them you find out they are actually a huge jerk!

Did you see the new girl?
Yeah, she sat next to me at lunch once and now she laughs at me with the popular girls in the hallways. She is a JID!!!

by HumansvsRobots February 20, 2011

jid

An acronym used when Julia is dumb. Its meaning is "Julia is dumb". It was invented by an anonymous male in the 2020s.

Alex: stop provoking my angryness
Julia: anger
Alex: jid

by kaowolo June 1, 2020

jid

A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch

" is fuckin right kid, I'll pay ye that when I get me jid, you know that lad!!!"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

JID

Jaw is dropped. An acronym used when you receive a text that causes you to open your mouth in disbelief or shock

Austin texted Emily "JID" after she texted him about her view on the patriarchy.

by AshlynBeck September 4, 2015

Jid Straw

A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.

"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

jid

unripe; immature

"That banana is so jid," said Robert.
"Yeah, it's so unripe, it's green, it is jid!" said Mark.

by KayLanaBee January 20, 2025

jid

Unripe, as in fruit. It also can be applied to immature behavior. Derogatory and not a good thing to be.

"You're being so jid right now!"
"That banana is jid."

by acartia23 January 20, 2025