jewdini

A tight person with money who dissapears much like Houdini when it comes to buying their round in a pub. Jewdini's are also people who do a dissapearing act when a restaurant bill is presented, allowing everyone else to pay for them

"Wheres Rob gone, it is his turn to buy the drinks. Fucking Jewdini"

by Luvguvnaa May 31, 2009

Jewtivities

The Jewish services held on Friday nights (a.k.a. shabat) where Jews dress up fancy, go to services, and do not use electricity.

Hey, I'll meet up with you when I get done with jewtivities

by Sir_Nicholas February 8, 2013

Jewfinitions

Any Urban Dictionary definition involving Jews, Judism, Hebrews, or anything else of the Jew persuasion

Check out his new Jewfinition, Hebrew Guru!

by The_BIG_Nasty March 23, 2005

Jewinit

when you fuck a girl and u use a finger and your nose at the same time. works only if you have big nose like a jewish man. will work in any hole held in by pants.

that guy a freak like to really likes jewinit, sweeet

by zach novak September 29, 2006

Jewminiscing

Verb.

when one or more Jews gather to reflect on the past.

Stuart and Ed were jewminiscing about their favorite delicatessen on Park Heights Ave.

by superskills56 May 23, 2020

Jewpinion

An unsolicited opinion by a Jew that no one takes seriously.

No one wants your Jewpinion

by B_diazz November 23, 2016

Jewtonian

A word(derived from Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics) used to describe most of 20th century physics, at least the relativistic and quantum mechanical part. The foundations are largely the result of the work and imagination
of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.

The Manhattan project was the triumph and tragedy of Jewtonian physics.

by Olfart October 17, 2009