Jewning

The act of a Jewish person gooning. An ugly person with a large nose who constantly goons and has an enormous right arm due to gooning. People who do this may have the last name of Aarons, Steinman, Goldstein, Kaufman, Abraham, and Shwarts

Goldstein: Yo I’m gonna use the bathroom
*45 minutes later*
Dude 2: yo what is he doing
Dude 3: oh he’s probably jewning

by Number1Petermunter. December 11, 2025