jewmosexual

A Jewish homosexual.

I'm Jewish and a homosexual, therefore I am a Jewmosexual

by Erock7566 September 3, 2013

JewMonger

1. A person who sells people of the Jewish faith.

2. Wow, look at that JewMonger stand on the corner!

by Clarke... October 12, 2006

Jewcore

anything relating or pertaining to being (or the state of being) hardcore and jewish simultaneously.

1. Dude. That jewish kids jew fro is a whopping 6 and a half feet tall. How jewcore!
2. That kids nose is at least 5 inches protruding from his face. Thats pretty jewcore broski.

by JakeSnake12345 September 9, 2010

Jewrority

Jewish Sorority

Who's in charge of this Jewrority

by Imheretohelp December 21, 2008

jewmo

a jew that is emo.

jew + emo = jewmo

Oran: I hate my life.
Sam: wtf dude youre becoming such a jewmo.
Oran: oh shit its shabbat. i have to go light candles. with my sad sad self. bye.

by nirvana4lf September 27, 2005

Jewmormish

A person who is Jewish, Mormon and and Amish. It is believed these are the people responsible for writing soap operas. They lack the ability to create realistic scenarios and dialog, and portray daily life in a skewed view only possible from someone who is religiously confused. The environments are often unrealistic, using excessively bright lights which would never exist in every day households.

Jewmormish writers are responsible for The Young and The Restless being poorly written.

by Matchel Vixen April 17, 2011

Jewmotional

Being stingy about buying an item.

When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.

by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009