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jewmate

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others
After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.
by Geveffe January 18, 2009
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Jemoses

Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay
"Oh look, a Jemoses"
by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003
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Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.
Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!
by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010
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Jewmadillo

Did you see that guy looking for some jewish food, he looks like a jewmadillo
by The Immortal Enforcer March 16, 2010
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jewmaican

A person who is half jewish, half jamaican, or just a jewish jamaican.

could be a rasta jew or a falafel loving jamaican.
one time, i dated a jewmaican chick. it was funny to watch her parents argue back and forth in yiddish and jamaicanese.
by MattyFelp June 23, 2007
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JewBoo

When your boo is a Jew. Your boo can be a close friend, lover, confidant, or someone of equal importance. A one night stand/ho would NEVER be classified as a JewBoo.

However, there is also a really fun Jewish girl from Indiana known as THE JewBoo.
My JewBoo and I were chillin last year, eating motza, drinking Manichevitz, and discussing the Macabees.

JewBoo came and picked me up in the Grand Am last night and we listed to the Three 6 and went to Tbell.
by Hanukkah December 21, 2008
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jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.
better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.
by james9999222 June 22, 2008
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