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Get the Jewgle mug.hey man you see that penny on the ground over there. yeah. watch that kids going to pick it up. (kid picks it up) Jewflex.
by richard.f September 14, 2011
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kid 1: "jewelle is such a bitch!"
kid 2: "whoa dude! dont say that!"
jewel: (stabs kid 1 and he dies)
kid 2: "told you man..."
kid 2: "whoa dude! dont say that!"
jewel: (stabs kid 1 and he dies)
kid 2: "told you man..."
by TheCreeperIsMe January 2, 2012
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"Jewgle" or any other "jewCompany name" is a term used by mainly 4chan and other website to describe an act when a company goes "woke" or does something politically correct to their brands such as making a black transgender the main character of a new movie or bashing white men in their advertisements.
"Jew" being put first is a reference to the Globalist Jews conspiracy theory where globalists jews are on a crusade to destroy Western Civilisation with the use of racial minorities, Feminists, Leftists, Muslim people, LGBT people.
"Jewgle" or any other "jewCompany name" is a term used by mainly 4chan and other website to describe an act when a company goes "woke" or does something politically correct to their brands such as making a black transgender the main character of a new movie or bashing white men in their advertisements.
"Jew" being put first is a reference to the Globalist Jews conspiracy theory where globalists jews are on a crusade to destroy Western Civilisation with the use of racial minorities, Feminists, Leftists, Muslim people, LGBT people.
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Person 2: Lmao Jewgle
Person 2: Lmao Jewgle
by Spoonks December 29, 2020
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Guy 2: yeah dude shes stunning bro
Guy 1: i dont wanna just smash her I want her to be mine
Guy 2: bro same
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Guy 1: i dont wanna just smash her I want her to be mine
Guy 2: bro same
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