Jewido

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

by cheeky fello January 13, 2009

jewkakke

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis

Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night

by anus grab November 4, 2012

Jewdiciary

noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.

2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.

3.jewish judges collectively.

adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.

'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'

by duckistleader May 7, 2009

jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.

better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.

by james9999222 June 22, 2008

Jewiday

A Jewish holiday.

Hannukah is my favorite Jewiday because we get 8 nights of presents.

by PetraC January 6, 2009

Jewdelicious

Something that looks very attractive only to a jewish person.

The Rabbi was the only one in the supermarket to buy that expired kosher meat, probably only because it was both permissible for him to eat and the cheapest meat available there. Therefore, the meat he bought was Jewdelicious.

by Smoke'em January 9, 2010

Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.

She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?

by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010