Jewbag

A person who will steal your money when you go to their house and spend it on a manicure. You have to take all of the money out of your wallet when you visit. They will steal all the cover when you sleep with them and freeze your ass off. They always eat the best parts of Moosetrack Icecream. Recognizable by a big jew star. They usually drive black honda accords.

STEPHANIE: WOW I am the World's BIGGEST Jewbag!

ZAC: I knoooooooooow.

by NONJEW October 01, 2009

Jewbag

A bag in which the Jews' store their Jew gold.

After lil David Goldbergstein found his first piece of Jew gold, his parents gave him his own Jewbag to store his gold.

by David Goldbergstein November 22, 2011

Jewbag

A person with jew like traits, tipically a while 5'6" male named Thomason.

"Hey Thomason, Stop being a fucking jewbag bitch Nigga!

by Twizzle fo Shizzle June 21, 2008

Jewbag

An extremely cheap person who goes to ridiculous extents to not spend money.

Person A: Did you see that guy in Goodwill switching the cheap tags to the more expensive stuff ?

Person B: Yeah, what a jewbag

by AP2010 January 02, 2010

Jewbag

A bag full of ash

I went to the museum and seen a jewbag

by TheKingOfNorth January 21, 2019

Jewbag

An insult which has no particular relevance whatsoever to its actual meaning "Bag of jews", its mainly used in the same directory as 'Ass' ass

Hussam: ur an ass head

Moh: jewbag.

by Iraqi-predator August 13, 2010

jewbag

cheap; selfish person

"C'mon just let me borrow five bucks and stop being such a jewbag."
wej

by swiss May 13, 2005