Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

Jewpanese

An individual of half Japanese and half Jewish descent. Typically fond of sushi, bagels and mathematics.

Of course he's a great student, he's Jewpanese!

by Tojoskawitz June 22, 2009

jewranesaurus-rex

a gigantic beast of jewish descent, who will eat anything in its path.....especially bagels.

Oh my god!!!!! ITS JEWRANESAURUS-REX!!!! Hide the bagels!!

by mmmhhhmmm December 30, 2007

Jewanese

and person of jewish and asian descent.

Your a stupid jewanese bitch, you only gave me half of a cup of rice and half my change.

by wang mu schultz April 6, 2006

Jewbane

The bane of Jews, anybody you dislike.

Screw you jewbane.
Dude, you're the bane of jews.

by sweatybawls February 17, 2008

jelaney

A very funny girl that you will never want to stop being friends with. Every time your are sad she is the right girl to cheer you up. She is a very great influence. She is a smart girl and loves tacos.

Jelaney is a very smart girl.

by Nataliav January 24, 2018

jewland

Israel

often used derogatively by those who do not know where jews come from

ignorant anti-semite: Go back to jewland you stupid Jew!!
Jew: - oy* -
*stereotypical jewish interjection

or

(insert magical story here)

by farged December 30, 2007