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jesum

A New England slang word used instead of jesus, often used with crow.
Jesum crow that was wicked awesome. Jesum i'm hungry
by beguile studio March 30, 2007
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jezumes

The reply of someone who is in awe/ surprised at the nonsense that just went into their ears, or eyes if words were via text.
Jezumes, Tommy and Sam are like the freakin peanut gallery.
by Yeti B November 12, 2013
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Jekumusic

OMG! It's Jekumusic! im your biggest fan! -fan
Yeah i know, everyone is. -Jekumusic
by Deer legs official December 7, 2021
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jerumpkano

The splash of terlet water on your balls or ass because of forceful dumping while giving yourself a jerumpkin. Similiar to a blumpkano.

Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.
The category 3 jerumpkano caused me to evacuate the terlet seat as I was unable to concentrate on finishing the jerumpkin.
by Antler* February 29, 2008
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jewummer

Derived from the combination of the three words Jewish Insane Drummer the jewummer is habitual to CT and can be seen at locations such as the Empress or Webster.
Very protective of themselves when there Jewish Inhertinace is insulted but this does not refrain them form eating pork and pork products
"I saw a Jewummer at this club the other night he was playing in this band called The Morning After"
by Sharpie February 5, 2005
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jexum

a faggot that sucks at at Madden, thinks he's better at CoD than everyone, but really just sucks. He lives off his parents' wealth. He spends more time on his gaming system than he does trying to get pussy. He has a short penis. He advertises weight-loss pills for free anal beads. He thinks he's cool because a NAII college signed him for baseball. He is very salty, although he doesn't know the definition of that word.
"Jexum. Jexum. Where you at? Oh, Jexum rage quit at life.
by tiedeman22 March 30, 2015
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jesum petes

Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.
"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"
by Jerome Todd April 19, 2018
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