jexum

a faggot that sucks at at Madden, thinks he's better at CoD than everyone, but really just sucks. He lives off his parents' wealth. He spends more time on his gaming system than he does trying to get pussy. He has a short penis. He advertises weight-loss pills for free anal beads. He thinks he's cool because a NAII college signed him for baseball. He is very salty, although he doesn't know the definition of that word.

"Jexum. Jexum. Where you at? Oh, Jexum rage quit at life.

by tiedeman22 March 30, 2015

Jegumi

A good ship name you call ships

Omg those friends are so cute! They are definitely Jegumi
Are you sure they are just friends? They seem like Jegumi!

by cas . 🥟 December 19, 2022

Jesum Crow!

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.

Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008

jerumpkin

The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump.

I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before my girl gave me a blumpkin.

by Antler* February 28, 2008

Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.

Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.

by semass November 29, 2010

jeumonjabum

penis hair

Whoa! You need to shave your jeumonjabum!

by Peter Luk August 29, 2003

Jenum

A term of endearment given by bliksem to mean life long friends or soul mates because they shared their deepest darkest secrets on a cliff where three men upto no good threatened her safety

you have my heart and soul jenum ... and i make my jenum's tummy jump X

by louise July 28, 2004