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Queef Etiquette

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.
(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.
by Toolizm May 19, 2010
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phone etiquette

Responding to text messages and phone calls in a reasonable manner.
It annoys Noor when people don't have proper phone etiquette.
by joejoejoejoetorious March 23, 2008
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petiquette

aka pet etiquette. the proper way to control and handle a pet
Damn woman, keep your dog on a leash. Show some petiquette!
by mjb7 March 19, 2009
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nudes etiquette

A) Responding with a text saying you liked the nudes even if you did not.
B)Replying with nudes if it's between you and someone you like / love.
Clarissa: I sent Jared my nudes and he did not reply. The jerk.
Lisa: He totally violated nudes etiquette 101. He does not deserve your nudes.
by Nicolaeesi Targaryen November 13, 2016
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urinal etiquette

unwritten rules when in a public restroom
1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.
WOw, some dude just took the dump of his life in there, must have had TACO BELL.
he didnt use urinal etiquette
by HARBOR MASTER March 20, 2009
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wetiquette

Rules for surfing, waveriding and watersports. Whether you ride a surfboard, body board, surf ski, kayak, bodysurf, wetiquette is about what is expected of you in the line up.
Pissing in the water at the pool or the beach is bad wetiquette
by ToddP January 18, 2008
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Banana Etiquette

If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who's in your vicinty if they would like a banana.
James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he'll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.
by James's Abs February 28, 2019
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