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Jewtard

A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.
That nigga is a jewtard.
by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008
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Jetaroo

Is that a pillow
No that's my cat jetaroo
by Rossum November 27, 2012
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Jotard

Adjective-
A Jotard is a person who is obsessed with the Japanese TV Series (or commonly known as an anime), JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken, also known as ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''. They are often found overusing poses, phrases and memes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. There are 2 major scales of this case and Jotards can be annoying with the phrase, ''Is that a JoJo reference?'' There is also another rare scenario where a may evolve from Severe to EXTREMELY SEVERE, and if this ever occurs call a doctor straight away because God knows what misfortune you may have come across.
CASE #1: Mild Jotard
Person A: *Is posing for a competition*
Person B: Isn't that a JoJo reference?
CASE #2: Severe Jotard
Person A: *Walks*
Person B: Ho? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

CASE #3: EXTREMELY SEVERE JOTARD CALL THE AMBULANCE
Person A: *Breathes*
Person B: OMG IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?
by Just a Joetard November 10, 2021
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jectard

A clever combination of the words reject and retard. Meaning that you are thick as two short planks held together with stupid glue, and that you have no friends. The ultimate degradation is to be called a jectard.
Retard: derrrr
Reject: will u be my friend??

1337 |)00|): omg, if they like combine, into one super being, then they will be a jectard.
by blerg July 5, 2004
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Jewtard

Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.
A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.
by Noobowners May 10, 2010
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jewtard

Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard
by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008
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jerard

Named after the god of fire, Jerard is a name normally used for boys who have large penises and who get pussy everyday. Also used as a replacement for "Mr. Steal Your Girl"
We named are son Jerard because he has a large penis and he always gets pussy.
by Xavier Williams January 5, 2017
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