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Jesusland

A place where most(not all, fortunately) of the population consists of narrow-minded white Southern Baptists who got Bush a second term due entirely on his neo-evangelical "family values" he preached about in his 2004 presidential campaign that basically promoted religious bigotry and intolerance toward gays and Jews, along with policing womens' rights and deeming other religions as "inappropriate", while disregarding Bush's other plans which would throw this country into a further decay.

Jesusland also, coincidently, consists almost entirely of all the land where slavery used to be legal back in the 1800s.

Residents of Jesusland who voted against Bush often find themselves persecuted for supporting, in the words of their oppressors, "Godless, amoral, fag-loving baby-killers" once they say anything negative about him.
~The place I regretfully live in is part of Jesusland. Don't blame me, I voted against Bush!
by Pyro April 1, 2005
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Jesusin’

Jesus makes ways and performs miracles, signs and wonders.
Jesus be Jesusin’.
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jessianya

Nobody is better than a Jessianya . shell beat a hoe up if she gotta but usually like a to chill . finest boss Bitch on the planet . nobody can ever compete.with her . she a one of a kind .
n shell stomp on ur hoe 😘
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jesusing it

A smelly person, normally of latin decent that doesnt take showers and just sprays on cologne instead.
Billy- Damn, did Tony take a shower today?

Fred- Nah hes Jesusing it.
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Jesusland

1.The so-called "ignorant" red states. It implies that EVERY SINGLE VOTER IN THE SOUTH AND MIDWEST voted for Bush, in spite of the fact that Kerry got at least 40% of the votes in all those states

2. A very stupid Internet meme that's only going to ensure that the Democrats lose the midterm elections in 2006, and that the next Democratic Presidential candidate pulls numbers of 20-30% in the South and midwest next time. Mainly spread by whiny bitchy Northeastern and Californian elitist jackasses who'd rather feel morally superior than actually DO ANYTHING to break the Republican stranglehold on US politics.
I'm from "Jesusland", yet I'm a bisexual atheist who didn't vote for Bush.
by El Freak December 4, 2004
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JesusHand

The ability to seduce any woman with a slight of hand
Wow that guy must have the JesusHand to get that many girls
by TurtleNex December 26, 2019
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Jessiana

Jessiana tall, funny, beautiful, and a big stoner. She’s usually one of the guys and loves to party. She’s also big hearted and has a curly haired side kick with glasses. But don’t fuck with her she’ll fuck you over
Oh Jessiana she is so fun to chill with!
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