Jesus take the wheel

When things are so hard to understand that all you can do is call forth Jesus.

Person1: Did you hear Keri is still a hoe.

Person2: After she apparently found the Lord?

Person1: Yes.

Person2: Oh Jesus take the wheel!!

by GxLuci October 29, 2014

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Jesus take the wheel

A command used when the driver of a vehicle requires the use of both his hands for a task other than steering i.e. sending a text, opening a beer, or rolling a joint. He yells “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!” while simultaneously removing his hands from it. It is then the immediate duty of the passenger to reach over , grab the wheel, and steer the vehicle until the driver has his hands free once again.

“Yeah thanks for asking John my weekend was pretty goo… JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I GOTTA CRACK OPEN THIS BEER. FUCK”

by soggypotatoe June 19, 2021

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Jesus Take The Wheel

When one is to drunk to drive while still insiting on driving, allows a higher power to do the driving for them. It stems from the popular Carrie Underwood song with the title of the same name.

"I know drinking and driving is wrong so that is why i let Jesus take the wheel, whenever I drive home drunk, he'll guide me home safely"

by St. Jason, The Great April 15, 2008

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Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.

Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"

by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019

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Jesus take the wheel

This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.

Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!

by hutillymonopumtolarodo April 24, 2009

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