Jesse's Girl Syndrome

When a guy wants to date/likes a girl his friend is dating, from the song Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield

Bill is friends with Jack, Bill has a crush on Jill and wants to date her, But jack Jack is dating Jill, Bill has Jesse's Girl Syndrome.

by LJSmithNY June 15, 2014

Jessie Spano syndrome

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.

Josh: Did you get her number?
Chester: Nah man, I am only 5'8", she's got Jessie Spano syndrome.

by Evilevad December 24, 2014

Jesse s'd

The act of posting a completely uninformed statement, then attacking anyone who opposes it and victimizing oneself for mock sympathy. This ignoramus will then board the whambulance and ride home to mommy, where he will try to flame people for any of the following:

a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above

Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"

"man, I just totally got Jesse S'd by a douchebag on this website."

"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"

"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."

by hiding ahhahaha omg skurred July 16, 2008

Jessie Strom

Jessie Strom is a closet homosexual who works at Roy Strom. Often thinks about getting fucked by Bigfoot.

Why does JESSIE STROM keep asking Dante to put on a bigfoot costume ?

by Roy Stromish July 2, 2018

jessie sanders

Most amazing, beautiful girl ever! Jessie sanders always gives the best advice!

I’m glad to have Jessie sanders as a friend

by Geuaknebh October 10, 2018

Jessie staten

Jessie staten is a beautiful soul. She's a hot mess sometimes but that's what makes her perfect. She's got a sense of humor to kill for and a great personality. If she chooses you to be her lover you'll fall inlove with her. No doubt about it. She's kind sweet lighthearted and a free spirt. She's the best girlfriend a guy could ask her. I'd yoy get the chance to be with her don't let her go.

Wow h
Jessie staten is so beautiful I'm glad she's mine ❤ jessie and elijah forever

by Elijah and jessie December 29, 2022

jessie smart

totnes motive host, chillest sigma around. generosity is insane from her. her boyfriend mogs.

hey when’s the next totnes motive?
i don’t know let’s ask jessie smart

by ilovemaleducks March 12, 2024