Jessie & Florian

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.

Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.

by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021

Jessiegasm

The peak of one's sexual excitation caused by anything that involves Jessie J and her ultra sexiness & amazingness!

"Omg did you see Jessie perform DILAD at the MOBOS?"
"Yes I think I had a Jessiegasm it was that hot"

by Jessiegasm October 17, 2011

Jessie Paege

The sweetest, most wholesome meme mom/dad in the whole universe.

Person 1: You know Jessie Paege?
Person 2: Yeah! She's so sweet and positive and funny.

by someone you haven't met November 7, 2018

Jessie Paege

An amazing fatherly figure, Jessie Paege is a loving, kind, and awkward bisexual. She often describes people as daddy, as well as people describing her as daddy.

Person A: Have you heard of Jessie Paege
Person B: Yeah, she's such a dad.

by rainb0wdin0saurs June 11, 2019

Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

by Epigiggity August 15, 2011

Jessie

One of a kind. Sweet and stubborn. Quiet due to how loud her beauty vibrates. Smart and sexy. Has a great sense of humor. Exquisitely lovable, extremely loving even if she doesn't always know how to show it. Jessie's laugh will give you goosebumps and when she sings she is the only thing you will hear. Jessie is strong and indepent and she isn't afraid to show it.
Her love is unforgetable. Jessie is love. Jessie is an amazing friend, a better lover.

She's perfect, she is a Jessie.

by 4everU January 6, 2017

Jessie

The most amazing girl you'll ever find. She's sweet, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, etc. She's lovable and never intends to hurt anyone. Amazing personality. Her eyes, hair, everything. Not just any girl, original. Crazy, but fun. Make sure you don't hurt her. You'll surely love her, I know I have. Her smile. It's... amazing. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what, you can't help but smile. She has a lot of blonde moments too. Once you meet a Jessie, don't let her go.

Friend: Man, Jessie is so adorable.

Friend #2: I know right, anyone would be lucky to have her.

adorable pretty gorgeous beautiful lovable

by SlowButProud June 5, 2012