jectard

A clever combination of the words reject and retard. Meaning that you are thick as two short planks held together with stupid glue, and that you have no friends. The ultimate degradation is to be called a jectard.

Retard: derrrr
Reject: will u be my friend??

1337 |)00|): omg, if they like combine, into one super being, then they will be a jectard.

by blerg July 5, 2004

Jewtard

Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.

A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.

by Noobowners May 10, 2010

jewtard

A mentally retarded Jewish person.

Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard

by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008

jerard

Named after the god of fire, Jerard is a name normally used for boys who have large penises and who get pussy everyday. Also used as a replacement for "Mr. Steal Your Girl"

We named are son Jerard because he has a large penis and he always gets pussy.

by Xavier Williams January 5, 2017

Jerardo

A kind hearted fellow who has lots of intellectual power

jerardo is going to live forever

by rob lurr September 24, 2018

Jewtard

A person of Jewish decent who is bad with money

Mr. Goldberg called his nephew Joel a Jewtard after he fucked up the freitag account

by mar20095 June 4, 2016

jerarde

A person with a big dick. He is usually mixed. Can get anyone he wants but doesn't try. Athletic and is a all American. He is real and never switches up. Is dumb at times and can make peoples day. Is a trouble maker.

Damn Jerarde took my bitch again.

by Claudia Raines June 6, 2017