jerkweed

Offensive noun, thrown at German terrorist along with a pound of C4 down an elevator shaft in a popular 1980's action movie.

Take this under advisement, jerkweed.

by nvdw May 2, 2005

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

by Joel October 2, 2003

Jereme

a person that is very fun to be around. Enjoys water and being alone, but also around other people. A very rare type of individual, and when i say individual, i mean they are one of a kind. Normally found out of their habitat. Away form the water is where they are normally found. They tend to not be happy when they are not next to a large body of water. Consider yourself lucky if you meet one of these cool cats.

Jereme- holy crap, that must have been a Jereme, no one ever sees one of those.

by doung March 29, 2009

Jeremey

An amazing guy, very talented, very handsome, cute, overall a loving, caring human being. Has a large dick which leads to girls always asking for nudes or girls saying "Thats enough nudes for the night" but knows they want them so bad. He also is very loyal, he may not seem like it because all the hoes he gets but is in fact a loyal guy. He goes raw and his pull out game is strong. He can pull out if you want him to at any given time! If you really want him to use protection you will have to give him 3 good reasons.

Girl 1: Girl who is that fine guy over there?

Girl 2: He is the cute guy with a big dick!

Girl 1 & 2: He has a Jeremey dick!

by __xx_alisha_xx__ June 7, 2016

Jerkweed

This is what you call a jerk instead of using an inappropriate word in front of children

" man that Jerkweed cut me off"

by ssssstttttt April 17, 2017

Jerelena

a girl that is shy but an undercover freak,an outgoing church girl.gives it up really easy.really cocky girl.

that girl is such a freak on the downlow shes such a jerelena

by freakkk9089 November 26, 2010

jerkweasel

An arrogant mammal who is usually found driving an orange el camino and giving others the stinkeye, or even worse, gorilla eyes. The jerkweasel juggles many jobs, including tennis coach, unlicensed medical doctor, and seller of inferior wooden shoes. When not juggling these jobs, the jerkweasel is involved in running various Ponzi schemes. The north american jerkweasel can be identified by the 14 nipples under it's belly.

Why haven't you gotten a job yet, jerkweasel?

by doodleopolis January 14, 2010