When two people room together, particularly one normal and one massively overweight, this refers to the obese (and generally smelly) one.
"Mary Clare is such a jellyroll...the other day she tried to smother her roommate Beth with her fat self."
by eat12345 February 06, 2008
Sexual position whereby the man puts his manlength between a ladies breasticles, squeezes them together to gain purchase then uses them to wank himself off. The resulting sperm-out can then be called a pearl necklace if if lands on her throat. Best to aim for the face though.
Heard mainly in England, especially the North East. First heard in Darlington, NE England, late 80's.
Heard mainly in England, especially the North East. First heard in Darlington, NE England, late 80's.
Randolph: Wow, have you seen Petunia's tits, man?
Algernon: Yeah, man, I'd love a good, long jellyroll between those beauties.
Randolph: Too right, pearl necklace at the end or a cum wash.
Algernon: Yeah, man, I'd love a good, long jellyroll between those beauties.
Randolph: Too right, pearl necklace at the end or a cum wash.
by StuStuStu November 09, 2012
The best dueling pianos bar in Florida. Includes such classic acts as: Ray singing "Baby Got Back", Scotty acting like Kermit, Drew playing Eminem, Chris playing the girl in "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", Jason rocking to Aerosmith, and Tommy hitting every note perfectly on "American Pie". An essential stop on every Orlando visit.
by Double D April 07, 2005
A man who talks to a jellyroll
A modern day man who talks to a big gurl, usually as means of attaining her...
A man in Chicago who loves his big women
An Italian man in Chicago who loves his big women
A Mexican/Puerto Rican man in Chicago who loves his big women
A classmate who talks to big girls outside of class and later gets called a jellyroll by his female friends
A man in Chicago who loves his big women
An Italian man in Chicago who loves his big women
A Mexican/Puerto Rican man in Chicago who loves his big women
A classmate who talks to big girls outside of class and later gets called a jellyroll by his female friends
by AliceinWomanland February 05, 2008
when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut
"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
by Jake March 26, 2004
A big shit talker from Dixie County. A person with a hound hoarding problem. Someone who constantly complains about night shift but is always there to fulfill his dream of working at a Sawmill.
Have you seen Charles "Jellyroll" Pinner at any hunts lately? No, he's still trying to figure out the 3rd generation on his pedigree blank!!
by Doghunter August 08, 2017
When you roll a vodka soaked tampon into Coccain and insert it into your but hole and let steap. Repeat if needed.
Dip, steap and repeat!
Warning ,be aware of potential health issues, don't put in the microwave and major to used it.
Dip, steap and repeat!
Warning ,be aware of potential health issues, don't put in the microwave and major to used it.
"Knock knock"
"Who's in there?"
"Jelly"
"Jelly who?"
"JellyRoll"
"Hey, Roy what about rolling a tampon into cocain and stock it into your bot hole and see what's happen."
"Hey Martha, I put my cat in the microwave to dry it last week and I had that random idea to roll a tampon into cocain n maybe it could be nice to put it in an but hole ? "
"Who's in there?"
"Jelly"
"Jelly who?"
"JellyRoll"
"Hey, Roy what about rolling a tampon into cocain and stock it into your bot hole and see what's happen."
"Hey Martha, I put my cat in the microwave to dry it last week and I had that random idea to roll a tampon into cocain n maybe it could be nice to put it in an but hole ? "
by PinkFl3ment July 15, 2023