JellyRoll 

When you roll a vodka soaked tampon into Coccain and insert it into your but hole and let steap. Repeat if needed.
Dip, steap and repeat!

Warning ,be aware of potential health issues, don't put in the microwave and major to used it.

"Knock knock"
"Who's in there?"

"Jelly"
"Jelly who?"
"JellyRoll"

"Hey, Roy what about rolling a tampon into cocain and stock it into your bot hole and see what's happen."

"Hey Martha, I put my cat in the microwave to dry it last week and I had that random idea to roll a tampon into cocain n maybe it could be nice to put it in an but hole ? "

JellyRoll by PinkFl3ment July 15, 2023

surprise jellyroll 

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

surprise jellyroll by Jake March 26, 2004

charles "jellyroll" pinner 

A big shit talker from Dixie County. A person with a hound hoarding problem. Someone who constantly complains about night shift but is always there to fulfill his dream of working at a Sawmill.

Have you seen Charles "Jellyroll" Pinner at any hunts lately? No, he's still trying to figure out the 3rd generation on his pedigree blank!!

charles "jellyroll" pinner by Doghunter August 8, 2017

jelly roll 

The female genetalia.

"Well, when I get those jellyroll blues/ Why, I'd go and get any thing in this world for you..."

--The Grateful Dead, Dupree's Diamond Blues

jelly roll by Pink January 30, 2004

home slice jelly roll

The whitest thing someone can say.

Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dragons?

home slice jelly roll by sb18 November 19, 2007

jelly roll 

1. Female genitalia.
2. Intercourse

Old blues song: "Jelly roll, jelly roll, sittin' on a fence / If you doan get some you ain't got no sense / Just wild bout my jelly / My sweet jelly roll." (NOT composed by Jelly Roll
Morton)

jelly roll by Jesfine September 2, 2003

Jellyrobe

Main Entry: Jellyrobe
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.

1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.

2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.

3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!

Jellyrobe by Xerxes TWD July 13, 2006