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You wish jellyfish

a popular phrase to deny someone of something
"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'
by Hanrahan May 21, 2008
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fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.
Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.
by jonny5000 June 14, 2009
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smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.
Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish
by misshandy February 10, 2015
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Social Jellyfish

Mentioned in The Bridget Jones Diaries

A term used to describe a man or woman who engages in conversations with people just to give them social stings 1.
1 Hey Daniel. I met your wife today at lunchtime with Seb from Personnel. They were very intimate but you probably dont need to know about that. (The act of being a social jellyfish)
by Echoinghell November 14, 2011
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football jellyfish

A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.
Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.
by Newt Spoot June 3, 2013
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Shower Jellyfish

N: Semen that is left on the shower floor that resembles a beached jellyfish, or washed ashore. Jizz
Damn it.... The freakin drains are clogged again cause of all the shower jellyfish-
by will6252 September 30, 2008
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Downriver Jellyfish

A Downriver Jellyfish refers to the aquatic marvel that is indigenous to the southern portion of the Detroit River. Its composition consist of one used latex condom with ejaculate, knotted off and released into the water. Downriver Jellyfish are often observed floating in marinas, canals and occasionally known to wash up on beaches.
"Hey Steve! It must of been a real fuck-fest last night, there is a school of Downriver Jellyfish floating near the boat".
by Lazynugz August 14, 2019
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