Jelke

Jelke is a weird guy. he hads long, gangly legs and arms like siren head.

Jelke wants to eat you.

He will swallow you right down his meaty throat.

Goodnight

watch out for the Jelke boy. if you stay awake he will eat you right up!
AHHHHHH??!!

by SilverC January 31, 2021

Jelks

If you can’t cuss jelks makes up for sh*t and f*ck. or just something to say when you mess up.

Vashawn spilled coffee on his phone, jelks.

by Supergalacticpee May 13, 2021

captain jelk

The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.

I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk

by Gahat May 6, 2016

Jelk

People who love to full send

And drink lots of beer

wow Kyle is so jelk

by Stefano August 9, 2022

Jelk

Wet sperm

There was jelk all over in the shower.

by WydNolly May 23, 2025

Jelke

Jelke is trash at English and he play roblox and minecraft in calss when the teacher isn't watching

Look over there Jelke is playing Roblox!!!!

by menamesjeff October 26, 2020

jelks wind

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”

Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!

by That_ one _guy July 21, 2020