leathered to the jimmys

To be severely intoxicated with alcohol.

I went out with some friends last night and had way too much to drink. By the end of the night I was leathered to the jimmys.

by umustbehigh September 29, 2013

Jimmy Valmer

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.

Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!

by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

jimmy mcsally

Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.

Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?

Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!

Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!

by BubbaArmyTroll December 17, 2020

Jimmy Dean convention

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

by Count de Monet April 3, 2009

Jimmy Broadbent

1. The thicccest sim racing brit around

2. When you punt someone so hard they had no idea what hit them

1. You're a true Jimmy Broadbent
2. That's a real Jimmy Broadbent moment you've had there

by Phwaedih April 21, 2019

Jimmy the Dead Rat

Jimmy the Dead rat is a large late rodent, known for his ravishing humour and exquisite style.

Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
Exeunt

by slink0us January 8, 2022

Jimmy Johnned

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

by fixpert December 31, 2015