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Jehu

The act of inserting garlic and onions into a urethra.This act can be performed on different sexes and species.It originated in france in 1990 when the fasion for underground fetish clubs was to insert vegetables of that region into different sexual orifices.Grand Master Gano was the first to try when his mother inserted an asperin and a leak into his anus.
Dave:Your mum asked me to give her a Jehu last night!

Tom:Shut the fuck up dude!

Dave:I obliged happily,she said the chilli peppers stung!
by Bob Hendrix August 24, 2006
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Jehu

A person who does things or makes decisions without prior thought often being confusing, bizarre and strange.
Wow, your really acting like a Jehu!
by FelixG84 June 22, 2023
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Jehú

Jehú is the most inteligent, passionate, interesting, curious, overthinking and realistic person. He will always care about the ones he really love, and when he is in love shows that he can do everything to make you that he loves you.

A person that you will remember always.
- 'Who is the leading actor who plays his role so well?'
- Oh, yeah, that's Jehú
by Anonyyymouuus November 22, 2021
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Drive Like Jehu

A 90s post-hardcore band from San Diego. Combining punkish aggression and attitude with the complexity of math rock, Drive Like Jehu played emo before it became a dirty word. There's no whining, just tons of maniac energy and incendiary performances from all around. When Drive Like Jehu set themselves to rocking (which was most of the time), they did so with a rollicking intensity and an unabashed catchiness that managed to emerge even amidst all the eardrum abuse. More importatntly, these songs are catchy on their own terms, without resorting to the cliched pop hooks that characterize pretty much everything on rock radio these days. An exceptional band.
Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu is one of the best emo - punk rock - post-hardcore - whatever bands ever.
by bronzemedal97 July 28, 2008
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Jehuty

The protagonist Mecha of the Zone of the Enders games for Playstation 2. Its name is derived from two plausable sources--Djehuty and Andjety of Egyptian Mythology.

Jehuty's purpose is to penetrate the Mars military fortress, Aumaan, and to destroy Aumaan from the inside by self-destructing Jehuty. This is a purpose that cannot be disarmed; it is programmed into the Nucleus of the system, codenamed ADA.

Jehuty features a teal and red complexion, in addition a light green flowline finish. He has two feather ornaments mounted on his head, an enormous blade on his right arm, and the artists crafted him in the likeness of a Bird.

Jehuty is constructed out of the mineral Metatron, which was discovered in 2055. Jehuty has a twin Orbital Frame, Anubis, which ultimately tries to bring about Jehuty's doom. Their fates collide in Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner with a tragic outcome.
Leo: "ADA.. please answer my question. You're going to Aumaan, aren't you?"
Dingo: "So what if I am?"
Leo: "Do you know ADA intends to self destruct Jehuty on Aumaan?"
by AltronHGX March 29, 2004
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Jehudi

(Je.hu.ji)

1. Thrill seeking closeted bisexual.

2. Possesing a keen sense of style.

3. Drama queen
4. Glee fanatic
"My boyfriend just pulled a Jehudi on me"
by Jehudilover October 7, 2012
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Jehudy

"jehudy" is a name given to venezuelan men who prefer the "penis" of a young white man.
I was standing there, when Jehudy went after my manhood. "repeatedly"
by super snacker October 27, 2010
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