Mike Jeffries

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.

Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".

by KX12 May 19, 2014

Jeffin it

The educated art of finding and hiding in bushes to escape enemies.

After causing a pursuit, I saw Jordan jeffin it to escape the police.

by Tasedorca June 29, 2017

effin' 'n' jeffin'

Another term for swearing made popular by the Karl Pilkington during his XFM days.

There will be no effin' 'n' jeffin' during the funeral.

by bxnzi July 19, 2016

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

Jeffrine

A boy unlike any other. One you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the boy you'd die for. You look at him, and your heart will just.. melt. Everything you thought you knew about 'love' changes into something you never could have imagined because of this boy. Once you were broken, and now you are fixed. You can almost feel the emotion in his texts, you can HEAR the truth in his words, you can listen to the rhythmic sounds of love in every single one of his heart beats. You'll want to marry this boy. I promise you. His smile could make the strongest of hearts melt. His laugh could give you so many butterflies that they'll fill your entire stomach and send them flying out of your toes. You'll instantly fall in love with him. Nothing else matters but him. Your head is filled with thoughts of him. Everything reminds you of him. A minute feels like a lifetime with him not around. The memories with a Jeffrine could pierce the soul. You could never bring yourself to leave him. Never. No matter what he did, when you know that you're all his.. it doesn't ever matter. You spend days with him, and when he leaves, it feels as though it's been 5 minutes. You feel like, in order to feel whole, you need to be around him. To see those amazing eyes and have him hold you in his arms. You love him. You love him always.. Having a Jeffrine in your life is not always a privilege, but the one i have is surely #1, and i never want to lose my Jeffrine.

Jeffrine are so lovely!

by your loves one August 19, 2021

Jeffranklin

Notorious Russian explorer and activist. Famous for his work and often maniacal obsession with sand beetles. No current known whereabouts. Last seen on a beach at Lake Michigan, throwing small rocks at bigger rocks.

"Dude, you've heard of Jeffranklin, right? What a sand beetle-obsessed creepazoid!"

by ceemezz October 4, 2011

Jeffries Jinx

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds

Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect

by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019