jeezers kriced!

An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.

Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?

by jacobsjacobs September 4, 2013

jeeze

A word Used to Make People Think You Care When You really Couldn't Care Less.

Guy1 : I Failed Maths.

Guy2 : jeeze To Bad.

by JamJam$cene January 16, 2008

Jeeze

A ship name for JJ and Cheeze

JJ+Cheeze=Jeeze

by Sad idiot sandwich June 24, 2021

Jewzenhawgen

1.(noun) - The unit rate for measurment of jewness

"Wow man that guy was like a 500 on the jewzenhawgen scale". "Na dude he was atleast a 600"

by Gregthejew July 23, 2006

jeezed up

Derogatory word for going to church, usually reserved for referring to other people or when one has to go to church when they don't want to.

I just walked past two kids carrying cateschism textbooks. I bet they were going to get jeezed up.
OR
When I was a kid my parents used to make me go get jeezed up every Sunday morning.

by Rev. Pasternack April 24, 2008

Jeezerati

a community of Christians who are exceedingly devoted to Jesus Christ. It is treated as a plural.

They are counted among the Jeezerati.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 29, 2014

jeezeous

a cross between jeeze and jesus. The best word ever created to express a surprised and astonished feeling. Used as a superior term to either word and possibly the best in existence.

Person 1: My friend ate 80 carrots!
Person 2: Jeezeous

by lollyman2579 September 3, 2021