jeezoid

1) n. A fundamental evangelical Christian, especially one who actively proselytizes.


See also Jesus crispy

Kirk Cameron was cool, but then he turned all jeezoid. Now he bakes other Jesus crispies on his show.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

JEEYOW

An explosive ejaculation, followed by extreme satisfaction.

Dude, did you fuck that girl last night? Sure did man, I got a Jeeyow out of it! So you had a massive ejaculation then? Yes sir ! Pronounced as "g-yow."

by Kard June 17, 2016

Jeesoo

A hella cute girl gifted with remarkable intelligence. One of the realest girls you'll ever meet! She can get along with just about anybody. Gym teachers love her, math teachers love her, hell, everybody loves her! What's not to love? She's loyal, charitable, and always tries to do the right thing. If you meet a Jeesoo, you better befriend her, because this girl is sure to be a Nobel Prize winner in the future, as well as be an amazing friend to you.

Person 1: Wow, who's that cute Asian girl over there?
Person 2: Oh! That's Jeesoo! She's the best.

Person 1: Man, what should I get Jeesoo for her birthday?
Person 2: Get her a stuffed bunny! She loves those...

by myclockradio December 3, 2013

Jeegor

A portugeuse man who possesses a time altering condition that causes him to age like a stressed monkey on crack.
His drink of preference is JDs and he eats his Burgers as plain as a sheet of paper.
A Jeegor has been known to have a fetish for feet so be careful to keep your shoes on in his company.

Woman1: "Urrr, who's touching my feet?"
*Everyone turns to the Jeegor*

by The Rib Cage January 11, 2010

Jefok

Dank definition: A slang word for f*** to get any people who wont make peace to be a god damn better person.

Real definition: An alien race that are related to the grays that come from the constellation Indus

What in jefok is she still having beef with me!? I just wanted her to do me a favor

by Dankmemes888 July 2, 2016

jeffon

The best ever! period nothing else to it.

Yo these are the" jeffon" wings I ever tasted

by Ruffrocky June 17, 2018

Red Jeepophobia

When you're scared of Red Jeeps.

"hey man look at that red jeep!"

"Noooo I have red Jeepophobia"

by Jagyngnakdhwsed September 3, 2022