Merry Jebediah

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.

"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.

by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

super jebediah

when arab girls go jihad on jewish cock

wow did you hear that super jebediah last night, it damn near woke up the whole block!

by nigger hater April 13, 2005

Big Jebediah Doinks

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)

Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!

by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

Jedediah

a biblical name intended to be the original name of King David's son, Solomon. Jedediah is a wonderful figure who lives life by his own code of giving everything that he can while expecting nothing in return from the world. He embodied generosity as he invests himself to those around him with open ears, kind words, meals, finances, and his time--all of which are precious commodities to all of us. Generosity is how Jedediah shows love and it is felt by those in his life. Though he struggles with having his voice echoed back to him, his voice is powerful thing by which he expressed himself and impacts people in a positive way. Its tone is calming, its content full of life, and his laugh has the capacity to shift the energy of a room--like a whistling kettle on an otherwise quiet night. Connecting with others in genuine ways is Jedediah's passion in life. Very much the protagonist of this story, Jedediah's passion led to an exciting life in which he navigated its many tensions with courage and optimism--staying true to himself and seeing challenges as opportunities to learn and grow from experience.

Jedediah exudes big pp energy.

by monganomousotter October 27, 2020

jerediah

the coolest person and always ready to party

jerediah is the best person on earth

by hi 26737363535535 May 17, 2018

Jebidiah

Jebidiah is the sexy man alive. He has a huge heart and is a beast in bed. Every man wants to be Jeb.

I love Jebidiah.

by Ms. Jebidiah October 31, 2019

Jedediah Smith

v. : When you just do something freaking awesome.

Person 1: Yo bro, what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Bro, I freaking Jedediah Smithed the crap out of some pancakes

by Jedediah Smith October 2, 2012