jerkwad

jerkwad also known as the word jerk but you use this when you think the person doesnt deserve the name as jerk because he/she is way worse and its insulting all other jerks

you: your such a jerkwad
them: jerkwad?
you: shut up!

by arsehole101 August 10, 2018

Jerkwadbagofdouche

A word defining some person who is both a wad of jerk and a bag of douche at the same time.

Dude if I still liked the same person I did in middle school,I'd be so screwed because he was a jerkwadbagofdouche.

by Paul & Jas March 13, 2008

jerkwater

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.

Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.

by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007

jerkwaddle

A complete and utter idiot.

Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.

by circushead June 23, 2006

jerkwagon

To the intellectual bad ass it is a more effective and more offensive way to say someone is a jerk. Jerkwagons tend to seem nice at first, but then turn around to slap you in the face...with their wagon, that they carry all their bullshit in.

Person 1: Hey how's it goin??
Person 2: Pretty good, haven't seen you for a while! You?
Person 1: Same, hey want to hang out later?
*Person 2 is offline*
Person 1: Wow, what a jerkwagon.

Harry: Bellatrix killed Sirius! My last living family!! *cries*
Ron: Sorry mate, that bitch is a jerkwagon.

by hpfanx10 May 15, 2011

jerkward

- a word used to describe someone who acts like a jerk.
- a cool word for jerk.
- similar to the word squidward - except a jerk.

Q - "oh my god, mofo is such a jerkward"

by Faith (: January 10, 2009

jerk wad

Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.

"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"

by drKarling July 2, 2004