Jools

Sexified bitch. Hot stuff. Unique and ass-kickin' Gets all the girls goin' envy.(;

Girl: Aren't I hot or what?
Guy: Dude, Jools can kick yo ass in a snap.

by Jeshika February 15, 2005

Joolie boons

How everyone ought to say jelly beans

I love joolie boons

by LeafyConnell July 27, 2019

Joolusional

When a useless dumpy body Joo gets submitted by the same move every week and actually thinks that his jujitsu is good.

Craig gets submitted by the same choke every week but he thinks people are scared to train with him at 5am. He's fooking Joolusional

by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023

joollmao

This awsome accumulation of letters means: Jumping On One Leg Laughing My Ass Off

tony: look at the brown hairy sick nurse
Dan: joollmao :)

by Erik. A November 16, 2007

Jool

The best compliment you could ever recieve! BASICALLY, when you are called a jool, you are loved. very much. you can add multiple "oooo's" like, jooooooool! you say jool deeply like how they say youuuuuu in Soulja Boy crank that. its just like jewel, but JOOOOOOOOOL.

ex. 1. awww thank you for the gorgeous patened leather spanks!!!! you are a jool!

ex. 2. wow these tacos look like jools, i am so hungry.

ex. 3. that guy is really hot. hes a JOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

by Young Aplir M.O.A. November 4, 2007

Jooley

Crazed drunken woman- notorious for her easy charms. Very attractive, as well as the life of every party. Just add liquor. Also known to be good and true friend to the few that know her well.

Unless proven friendly, avoid at all costs. At least hide your boyfriend as men have no resistance to her freely given charms.

Oh god- did that Jooley just leave with my boyfriend?

Be careful, the Jooleys have been drinking... they can smell fear.

by dagstar February 3, 2010

jcook

a pedo.
likes hunting,
small children,
and sour war heads.

also, very ugly at times
then "attractive at other times"

"yo sup?"
"i just got e-raped by a jcook"

by c00bz mcchubz April 9, 2008