Jav

An abbreviation of the word "Javelin", usually used when expressing a desire to throw a javelin at another's face.

The phrase "Jav In Your Face" can also be used to replace the lyrics of "Jizz In My Pants"

Oliver: Nathan, you're such a weird guy.
Nathan: Oliver, you're just begging for a jav in your face.
Oliver: Jav? I really don't think-
Nathan: Jav In Your Face!

by A.C. Jackson January 29, 2010

Jav

When a man begins to speak explicitly to minors and proceeds to reveal himself in an unhygienic and wrong manner on the interwebs!

Shit man hes doing a jav

Dont do a jav!

by HEHEHEHEHE45671 August 28, 2010

jav

non essential detail

I will spare you of the jav story and tell you the the exciting facts

by Gheeeee February 11, 2010

jav

Equivalent of "thing" when addressing an object or situation

I went to the Lil Wayne concert last night, man that jav was fye as hell!!!

by Vulpa Blak February 28, 2007

Jav

(N)Coffe;a coffe drink;a drink with caffeine
(V)Jav'n;To drink or purchase high caffeine products;To be on a caffeine high

Wanna go grab some jav??

by Beki and Ryan November 29, 2006

Jav

Someone who is being a bitch and cannot return from being a bitch

"Yo, is that jav?"

"Yeah, Fuck Jav"

by Housecat1324 August 07, 2017

jav cunt

A huge cunt. Perhaps the biggest cunt to walk the earth ever. Nothing can be even close to this cunt.

“She’s not just a cunt, she’s being a JAV CUNT!”

by Alanthecreator October 31, 2017