Dirty Jaques

a crazy weirdo.seldom quiet. hates a lot and laughs a lot.he tells annoying and sometimes funny stories.but he is reliable

he is a dirty jaques

by Lenzington-Man August 30, 2008

Jaques Strap

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

Jaques Cousteau

Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.

JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.

Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden

by CKYass September 28, 2009

Young Jaque

Dope new rapper who's soon to be taking the industry by storm. His music is a mix between R&B , Trap and Hip Hop
Young Jaque is one of Vancouver's best rappers and one Canada's youngest Rapper

You hear Young Jaques newest song, yee its fucking Great

I (fuck) with his shit

by gucciganger November 28, 2017

Jaques la flame

Aka Travis Scott, former nba all star, played 7 years in the nba before a career ending hip injury. His best season was his rookie season where he scored 23.7 points and 12.4 rebounds per game where he won the 1997 rookie of the year award. He was drafted and retired by the Utah jazz and will forever go down as an nba legend.

Jaques la flame is my favorite nba player, dude.

by Noc laflame October 15, 2018

Phil Jaques Moment

When one commits an act that can be compared to retadism. Common in teenage boys living in Mount Waverley. Perfected by Andrew M. Committing a 'Phil Jaques Moment' can result in the offender being beaten and ridiculed relentlessly.

Anthony: Oh Shit! I just dropped my priceless ming vase!
Andrew: Bah!!! Phil Jaques Moment!
(punches ensue)

by currently_situated November 2, 2006

Danny Jaques

A mythical God like creature adored by many.
'The pinnacle of creation'

They saw a bright flash & were held in awe as Danny Jaques approached. All bowed down to worship his coming.

by HRH Danaldo September 22, 2008