jankity

detrimental to one's coolness factor
synonym: craptacular

When you drop your shoe in the toilet and that is jankity.

by Katie Brady December 11, 2003

Jankity

Ghetto for cool or intense.

Guy#1:Told you spray-painting my truck would be better than taking it to that rip off paint shop

Guy#2:Yeah.now your truck is pretty jankity

by Mexy October 30, 2009

jankity junk

When ship's busted all to hell.

Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.

by Trelios May 29, 2020

Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.

Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@

by Trelios May 29, 2020

B'jankity

A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).

The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.

"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"

"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."

"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"

by Alycia H. April 17, 2008

Hoe-jankity

When something that is clearly busted and added more ghetto-ness to make it better

Why are you using ketchup on your spaghetti, thats some hoe-jankity shit

Why are you putting some Hoe-Jankity rims on this busted whip?

hoe-jank hoe-janker hoe-janking

by Jin Dizzle May 17, 2011

jankety (JANG-keh-TEE)

junky meets rickety with skanky overtones

moisha was adament about not crossing the border in such a jankety car.

by jay lassiter January 31, 2004