Jamboney

When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve).

"What did you do last night?"
"Oh I just stayed in and had a jamboney"

by BitchTits2011 September 24, 2011

crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 23, 2019

Jambone

To leave or depart from your current location.

Man i want to smoke a fat blunt lets jambone.

by Your momma May 12, 2003

Jambone

To get jerked off very aggressively, with the the giver jamming their fist against your pubic bone and maybe even jamming your pecker in their mouth if you’re lucky. Historically underneath a table while trying to hold your composure among unknowing company.

“Hey, Lenny looks a little flushed, I think he’s having a panic attack.”

“Nah man, Linda is just under the table giving him a really solid jambone”

by Dirty Zee March 13, 2023

Jamboneed

To jam the fuck out faster than a zambonie machine

We knew the feds were coming in on us so we jamboneed quick up outta there. JAM-BO-NEEEED DA FUCK OUT! Like Bo Duke jam driving a zambonie.

by KingJames69No.1 September 5, 2025