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Jalyssa

a total snobby bitch who is popular at school and helped bully kids and wears 50 pounds of makeup with her 2 best friends
"eww did you see all that makeup on Jalyssa? it looks hideous today!"

"why isnt Jalyssa even suspended yet?"

"wow, i hope Jalyssa gets sent to hell. that poor lonely kid got bullied by her"
by Ellia2509 October 21, 2020
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Jalissa

Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine
by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
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Jalissa

The name Jalissa means of noble kind. Jalissa's are kind, caring, and intelligent. They are usually are silly and carefree but, at times they can be serious and to themselves. Their most defining quality is their dedication to the things they care about.
Last night I went out with Jalissa and got completely wasted but, she fed me and took me home. I can always count on her to be there for me.
by j12622 May 4, 2014
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julyssa

Julyssa is one amazing girl. She is practically perfect in every way possible. The kind of person you want around you to brighten up your worst days. She's most beautiful and lovable girl in and around Elgin, who has the cutest voice ever, the most gorgeous girl to ever to walk this planet!!
by Lolswagg January 27, 2014
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Jalissa

Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect. Jalissa is the type of girl who deserves the world she is perfect in every way possible and she can fix or change relationships for people good or bad she will be the spotlight when she wants to be and can change people and what they think about her she is always there for everyone so if you Have a Jalissa in your life you are very lucky to have her.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine and she a bad bitchhh!
by itsme_bitchhhh March 27, 2019
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Jalessa

The sweetest girl ever. She looks mean and seems mean, but she is very sweet. She loves school. She is so beautiful . And is the best friend you can ever ask for.
Kim: “is that Jalessa?”
Dorthy: “Yes.isnt she the sweetest and prettiest.”
by Jalessa September 22, 2019
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Jalissa

a fucking goat holy shit. she’s literally the most goated goat you’ll ever meet in your life. also she can kick anyone’s ass immediately so don’t mess with her. especially if you’re a pussy
wow is that jalissa?? literally the best
by vrooomskrtskry April 22, 2019
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